Glamorous Pony

I 'wrote' this song last summer to get Cheryl aka Surfyre aka Ethel ready for their First Level debut. It must have worked because she got all of her bronze medal 1st level scores in 1 show! Sweet!

(Sung to the tune of Fergie's "Glamourous")

ARE YOU READY?
IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO PONY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME
YOU SAY: IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO PONY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME
P-O-N-Y-R-I-D-E-R, YEAH
P-O-N-Y-R-I-D-E-R
WE RIDIN’ FIRST ONE, UP IN THE RING
GOT THE CHAMPAGNE, TOASTIN MY RIDE
ON THE OUTSIDE AIDS, I WON’T CHANGE
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY
GOT THE GLAMOUROUS, THE GLAMOROUS, GLAMOROUS
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY
GOT THE GLAMOUROUS, THE GLAMOROUS, GLAMOROUS
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY

HULSEBOS, DIAMOND BROWBANDS, UNISITS
ALL THEM THINGS DON’T MEAN A THING
A-BARN TRAINERS AND ALL THAT BLING
SHOPPIN FOR EXPENSIVE TACK
I BE ON THE CADDO SCENE
RIDIN MY PONY, HE’S STILL A LITTLE GREEN
I’M NOT CLEAN, I’M WEARIN JEANS
IM’ NO DRESSAGE QUEEN, HE’S NO MACHINE
I STILL GO TO DOVER SALES
SHOP ON EBAY, BROKE AS HELL
I DON’T CARE I’M STILL REAL
NO MATTER HOW MANY REINS HE BREAKS
AFTER THE SHOW, I’M STILL AN AMMY
I LIKE TO CHILL OUT WITH LIN CAFFY
SIPPIN, REMINISCING ON THE DAYS WHEN I HAD AN AY-RAB

WE RIDIN’ FIRST ONE, UP IN THE RING
GOT THE CHAMPAGNE, TOASTIN MY RIDE
ON THE OUTSIDE AIDS, I WON’T CHANGE
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY
GOT THE GLAMOUROUS, THE GLAMOROUS, GLAMOROUS
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY
GOT THE GLAMOUROUS, THE GLAMOROUS, GLAMOROUS
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY


(LUDA-KATIE)
I’M TALKIN GRAND PRIX WISHES, PIAFFE DREAMS
PONY DESERVES NOTHIN BUT ALL THE FINER THINGS
NOW THIS WORLD HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH US
JASON AINT GOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE BANK FOR THE 2 OF US
FIRST I GOTTA KEEP ENOUGH DUMORS TO SUPPORT YOUR COOKIE FETISH
PONY MANES SO LUXURIOUS, LISA B WILL GET JEALOUS
HALF A MILLION HALF HALTS, CANTER WALKS FROM HERE TO ROME
SO IF YOU AINT GOT NO PONY TAKE YOUR BROKE HORSE HOME

P-O-N-Y-R-I-D-E-R
P-O-N-Y-R-I-D-E-R
WE RIDIN’ FIRST ONE, UP IN THE RING
GOT THE CHAMPAGNE, TOASTIN MY RIDE
ON THE OUTSIDE AIDS, I WON’T CHANGE
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY
GOT THE GLAMOUROUS, THE GLAMOROUS, GLAMOROUS
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY
GOT THE GLAMOUROUS, THE GLAMOROUS, GLAMOROUS
GOT THE GLAMOROUS, OOH THE PONY, PONY


I GOT PROBLEMS UP TO HERE, HIGHGATE B**CHES IN MY EAR,
TELL IN ME THESE CRAZY THING THAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW
EFF Y’ALL!
AINT GOT NO MONEY IN THE BANK, BUT I’D REALLY LIKE TO THANK
ALL THE CADDO HOOCHIES, I’D LIKE TO THANK, THANK YOU REALLY THO!
CAUSE I REMEMBER YESTERDAY WHEN I DREAMT ABOUT THE DAYS
WHEN I’D ROCK OUT ON THE PONY, WE BE RIDIN DIRTY
DAMN IT’S BEEN A LONG ROAD AND THE BARN IS REALLY COLD
I’M GLAD MY DADDY TOLD ME SO, HE LET DAUGHTER KNOW

IF YOU AINT GOT NO PONY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME
MY DADDY TOLD ME SO
IF YOU AINT GOT NO PONY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME
HE LET HIS DAUGHTER KNOW!
IF YOU AINT GOT NO PONY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME